Slipstream (slipdragon) wrote,
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Friday Zen

This is the form letter I send back whenever I get a really bad automagically-generated form letter, from out-of-country recruiter drones.

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Hello.

I understand that you live in India, and, therefore, may not be familiar with the geography of the United States of America.

Thus, I have provided this map:

http://i.factmonster.com/images/states_imgmap.gif

Print it out, and put it up somewhere you can easily see it.

If you had read my resume, and checked a map, you'd see that MA is actually quite far from MO. MA stands for Massachusetts, MO stands for Missouri.

Here is a list of US State abbreviations:

http://www.usps.com/ncsc/lookups/usps_abbreviations.html

I know you're just pushing search keywords into a program, but, actually reading the resume will improve your hit and success rate up, which will, hopefully, give you a few more Rupees in your paycheck.

Thank you.

--Brian C. Johnson
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